Last time, on Adventures in Oolacile, we had a cliffhanger. The first in this entire series, I think. What the hell, Aether? Weren’t you just complaining about those? You hack. Fix it. Fix it now.
Well, if you insist.
If you’ll recall, we ended things last time with me tromping through a forest then passing through a fog gate. On the other side of that gate we find a cutscene. You know what that means. That means it’s boss time.
And here’s our opponent. Look at him. All bobbly and spindly and totally smaller than me. And here I thought the DLC was supposed to be hard! I could totally take this guy. I could totally take like, 20 of this guy. I could…
My reflections on how awesome I am in comparison are interrupted as someone else jumps in and totally takes that guy.
Dude lifts his sword a bit, then stabs the guy again for good measure.
Then he seems to notice me. Dark energies begin gathering around him.
I’m… not entirely sure I can totally take this guy.
Dude roars at me, strikes this pose, then hurls the impaled corpse of that guy right at me.
The corpse doesn’t quite clear the distance, it skids to my feet, but the meaning is clear. And aww, man, Artorias?! We were supposed to be buds! I’d impress you with my awesome swordwork, we’d bro out and save the princess, and then be generally cool guys together until I had to return to my time!