It’s that time of year again. Time where we take a look back at the year passed. Time where we review what we accomplished. Time where we honor all those people scouring the internet for their weird sex things who mistakenly ended up here, home of myself, the weirdest sex thing around.
I don’t know about you, but my 2017 blew chunks. Even this year’s search terms leading people to this blog are more mundane than they have been in years past. But still, it’s worth taking a look at what’s become a somewhat annual tradition for us here at Lost to the Aether, and seeing if we can discern just why exactly I am so crazy popular. Here are some of the more unusual search terms that have brought people here.
yandere simulator porn
Once again, this has taken the top slot of our search engine referrals. It used to be that people would mistakenly stumble onto our post about the visual novel Yandere-chan, which is neither porn nor is it Yandere Simulator. Midway through last year, I attempted to at least redirect people to something somewhat relevant to them by writing a post about Yandere Simulator, so that those getting lost on the dark side of the internet would find something halfway relevant to their search, at least. I like to think that I’ve left these randy wanderers at least a bit better off by connecting with their interests.
yandere chan porn
Except apparently I was already there for a bunch of people.
in legend of zelda is link an indian
The most popular post on this site by far is some random musings about the connection between the Japanese Rupee used in the occupation of Burma and the currency of Legend of Zelda. Rupees are a subject of much consideration on the internet. But to answer you question, no, Legend of Zelda has no direct connection to India, no shared themes, nothing. The rupee thing just seems to be a coincidence. Or is it? Read the internet’s hottest post to find out.
In any case, this is probably the biggest stretch I’ve seen so far, in regards to that subject.
viola dewynter boob inflation fanfic
Apparently, there’s a lot of weird searches that lead people here. I would normally let this one roll off me. But I got more than just a few hits coming from this fetish search. And it’s odd to me. Not only would multiple people be searching for this specific character in this specific fetish, but multiple people saw my site pop up in the search results, with nothing anywhere here about boob inflation I might add, and thought that they’d interrupt whatever it is people into boob inflation do and spend time here.
I’m not sure if I should be happy people are reading my stuff or if I should be hoping they were disappointed by what they found.
aether sex videos com
This search, or a variation on it, pops up every year. Give it a rest. You will never find them. I’ve hidden them too well.
stupid things said by cliff bleszinski
Hahahahahaha ha ha… ha…. aw man. I don’t mind the guy, particularly that he realizes this about himself, but yeah. There’s a well that’s never going to run dry.
saints row 2 red gang mullet
This one just makes me happy. I think I’m going to start calling the character that. Red Gang Mullet certainly fits him a lot better than whatever his name was.
yandere lost to the aether
For the record, no. I’ve written about yandere’s. I’m not one myself. Then again, would a yandere know that they were really yandere?
what is the exact falling action for the lost future story
Hey look! Somebody got distracted while doing their English II homework.
what month of the year does the aether fall from heaven
That’s probably the sweetest attempt to find out my birthday that I’ve ever come across. Still, no luck for you there. I’ve devoured my birthday a long time ago. The secret to my eternal youth.
The ladies choice guy
That’s right! I am the guy who is the ladies’ choice! You found the right place, coming here…
oh. wait. You were looking for something else.
This one is notable mostly in that I have no idea how this lead you here. What could I have written that this search would possibly connect to. I’m honestly curious.
And that’s that for this year. See you all again in however long I feel like!