I hear you. You don’t speak much, but even so, I hear you. And perhaps more importantly, I listen. You’ve been telling me something for a long, long time now. You’ve been telling me what you want, for a good long while now. I haven’t given it to you yet, and for that, I’m sorry, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been listening. I know what you want. My search terms tell me so.
Specifically, you want some Yandere Simulator porn.
In fact, you’re absolutely hungry for it. No, you don’t need to deny it. I know. See, here’s the top search terms bringing you to my site in 2015.
That’s changed a bit in 2016, but I can tell your desire is still there.
All that, in spite of the fact that I have never actually written about Yandere Simulator. Or porn of Yandere Simulator. It dominates my search results, but has never touched this blog.
But I am a man of the people. So, there’s two great tastes we’re looking at here. One is a pre-alpha build of an indie video game steeped in creepiness. The other is graphic images and films intended for sexual arousal of a third party. Together, this is really far outside of my usual wheelhouse, but I’m willing to meet you halfway. We’ll pick one of those aspects, the one in the medium I’ve spent my whole life and most of the posts on this blog building myself up in, and we’ll have ourselves a good old runaround about that.
Now, which aspect we’re picking up should be pretty obvious. I’ve got a great passion for video games. Hell, just count how many words I’ve devoted to gaming in this blog alone. Go ahead, count them. I’ll wait here for you.
Yeah, you’ve got that right. On top of that, I’ve been a player since I was a cub, barely learning to walk. Video games make up a large part of who I am. It’d be amiss for me to choose any other aspect.