Alternate Title: Ok, I guess Godzilla’s a dad now?
I don’t care about this movie. You can’t make me care about this movie. I can barely bring myself to write this post.
That’s how you know this post is going to be a good one, right?
So this movie is another Jun Fukuda joint, the same director behind the previous film that wasn’t quite up to what we’ve come to expect from Godzilla and didn’t make a whole heck of a lot of sense but was still kind of ok. As I believe I previously mentioned Fukuda wasn’t a big fan of his own Godzilla output in retrospect, although I would say he’s probably being a bit too harsh on himself, overall. He did make a few that are really good for those like me who love the extra dumb ridiculous stuff.
That probably doesn’t sound like it’s a compliment, but I’m intending it as such.
Where was I? Oh yeah, I was crapping all over this movie. So whereas Ishiro Honda would direct Godzilla films to be about big dumb monster action but also had this hidden theme of social commentary layered underneath it, and underneath that would have a sense of vague sense of “you know, this is all good fun but this would also be crazy horrible to live through”. Three layers there. It’s like a cake where the top layer is crazy fun but the middle layer has encyclopedia pages in it that make you think of how horrible society as a whole is, and the bottom layer has a picture of your abs crying in it so you regret the whole thing. That analogy got away from me a bit, I think. But yeah, Honda’s movies were more dumb fun that made you think a bit about it. Jun Fukuda cut out the thinking part. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it didn’t. It didn’t here.
Son of Godzilla is notable for introducing Minilla, the hideously ugly Godzilla baby whose existence proves there is no such thing as a kind and loving god in the Godzilla universe. Even as far as child-relating young versions of Godzilla, Minilla somehow manages to be even less cool than Godzooky, and at the modern day, we’ve gotten exposed to Godzilla Jr. who is both way cuter than Minilla could ever be and could mop the floor with him without even getting short of breath.
Look at him. Doesn’t that make your soul shrivel up a little?
Anyways, lets get on with the recap.