More memorable title: The Godzilla movie with bloody King Kong in it! OR The one with all the Japanese people in brownface.
So, let’s go back in time a bit. 1962. Godzilla had one good movie, and one film that was kind of there, and largely wasn’t really a known property. He hadn’t been seen in theaters for years. King Kong, though, King Kong was the big time. Household name. Was already a classic movie monster. And the writer behind King Kong had a new project he was wanting to move forward with. The original plan was to do a King Kong vs. Frankenstein film, but the cost for that was prohibitive, so the producer on the project reached out to Toho, who had been having success with the giant monster movies, Godzilla and otherwise. Toho was celebrating its 30th anniversary with a whole bunch of high profile films, and wanted to give Godzilla a comeback, so they slipped Godzilla in there, brought back the team behind the original, and the rest is history.
Well, sort of. The original Godzilla movie had started an America cinematic tradition of buying up the writes to Japanese movies on the cheap, filling them with large helpings of cheese, and bringing them over with a rather lackluster localization job, kind of creating a perception that Japanese movies were cheap tawdry affair because that’s how American artistes greased them up. The producers behind this film didn’t want that, and so they took it a bit more seriously, but kind of in the wrong way. Godzilla vs. King Kong itself is a decidedly more silly movie than the previous two affairs. It stars King Kong, at the time a much more prominent figure, in the primary role, and seems to be designed more as a good, entertaining popcorn muncher than as the thoughtful horror pieces of the past. Ishiro Honda still wrapped in his usual work of making the monster movies more meaningful by having the film be a satire on the Japanese TV comedy scene of the time. That apparently wasn’t going to fly with the American version, and the producer there cut a lot of the satire scenes out, replacing them with transition scenes of some boring as stale milk schmucks in a newsroom talking about all the cool action that just happened, and interspersing it really weirdly into the film. It ruins the film’s momentum in a really weird way to have all these kickass scenes with Godzilla destroying stuff IN COLOR for the first time, then to interrupt them in the middle with Mr. Whitebread saying something like “Our news satellite tells us that Godzilla has just destroyed a train, and is now heading for Tokyo.” It’s galling. And guess which version of the movie seems to be the only surviving copy. Even the Criterion Collection… uhhh… collection, with as much work as the company did in making things as true to the originals as possible, still only manages the US recut. They do foreshadow plenty of things and explain some plot stuff that otherwise would come out of nowhere, so it’s not like they’re without merit, these scenes are just really boring. And some of the explanations in the US version don’t exactly match up with the overall canon of the series. So as we go through the synopsis, imagine that that’s repeatedly going on.
Anyways, do you remember the end of the previous film? Japanese military crushed Godzilla in an avalanche on an island covered in ice. Except screw you, it wasn’t an island, it was an iceberg, and now it’s in the arctic. A US military submarine is up there for some reason doing something and also has a bunch of civilians on board for reasons that are never really explained. It looks like there’s an iceberg there that’s glowing with intense radiation. As the military does in most films in which they’re not the protagonists, they proceeded to cock everything up and somehow accidentally rammed the iceberg. This releases the beast, who does what all the giant monsters do and goes to destroy something Japanese. Meanwhile, you run into the offices of what is ostensibly a pharmaceutical company but throughout the movie they’re only ever concerned about their TV show so who even knows. Their show sucks and they want to make it not suck so the company president, who looks like he’d be named Nigel if he was born in any other country, decides to go get a giant monster to do something for his show because nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea.