You know, I think it’s about time for another check in on this one. Making this all public as a way of motivating myself. Accountability an all that.
For those of you who weren’t around last time, or aren’t in the habit of of remembering random minutia from incredibly sexy internet stranger’s lives, I’m on a quest. A long, long time ago, I decided that I was going to beat, or come as close to it as I was able to, every single game I owned, grouped together by console generation. Seriously, I want to emphasize that. A long time. I’ve been playing games for a long time, and have amassed a huge collection. Doesn’t help that I usually have some side game I’m working on outside of this quest, or that new games do get added into it. It took me a few months each to cross the NES and SNES generations. PS/64 took me about a year. I’ve been working my way through the PlayCubeBox era for an embarrassingly large amount of years. But I’m nearing the end. I was hoping to have finished up that generation by the end of this year.
But I’m probably going to have to pick up the pace. It’s been months since we checked on this last, and I’m disappointed that my list has not changed as much as I thought. But let’s get into that.
The Recently Conquered
Planescape: Torment

My thoughts on that are up here. This is a game I went through a roller coaster with. I started out really hating it. Then I enjoyed it. Then I progressed to a point where I couldn’t do all the stuff I was enjoying anymore, and I started hating it again. Then that stopped, and I enjoyed that more, then the end game started, and, well, you get the idea. ‘Twas unfortunate. When it’s good it’s really good, but when it’s bad it’s awful.
King of Fighters 2002

Yeah, this wasn’t part of the original list. But GOG had it for free, so I had to pick it up. I’ve been treating PC games like how I have this one a little bit differently, on this quest. I do have to get them done, and I usually work with at least one classic game alongside whatever I’m doing for this mission at any given time, but I’m not going to hold myself back from moving on to the next console generation for these.
In any case, I suck at fighting games, but I really have a lot of fun with them. And I love crossovers. So King of Fighters is in the top of the field at a lot of things I really appreciate in games. 2002 is a Neo Geo port, and doesn’t have a lot of the features we take for granted in modern fighting games, so took me on a bit of a learning curve getting into it, but once I got there, well, there aren’t many 2d fighting games better than most entries in the King of Fighters series, and 2002 really does deliver the quality.
I’m really not a fan of the ol’ SNK boss syndrome this that is so constant in fighting games and that King of Fighters exemplifies, where the final boss is so much more crazy hard than any of the other fights leading up to it. I play games one player, so the deliberately broken final bosses are always going to be my cap of any given fighting game experience. It always leads to me having to make a choice of whether to choose to play at a difficulty level where I’m appropriately challenged by all the normal fights, but I’ll be blown up by the final boss, or to choose a difficulty level where I won’t have as good a time leading up to it, but I’ll at least be able to draw some satisfaction from the conclusion. It’s not a good choice to be making. 2002 does mitigate it somewhat by presenting you some additional options when you lose, but it wasn’t enough for me.
Soul Calibur II

King of Fighters did instill a fighting game mood in me, and Soul Calibur II was what I picked up next. It came out at a bit of a strange age for fighters, when most every big name in the genre wasn’t prepared to brave the market as it was then, and the ones that did didn’t get the attention they would in years before or after. I usually credit the Mortal Kombat series with keeping fighting games alive in this generation, even if their games somehow had that really weird inconsistency in quality even though they were all using the same engine, but Soul Calibur II did its part in that, too. A legitimately great game that had some very solid sales numbers, this was another sound leg for the genre to stand on.
I didn’t keep up with the series much after this, but if they’ve been able to keep building on top of what they did here, they’ve got something worthwhile indeed.
Also, again, I love crossovers, and being able to play as Link in a game like this hits a very warm and fuzzy spot. I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense.
Now Playing
Final Fantasy XII

I mentioned last time that I had been surprising myself with how much I’ve been enjoying this game. Well, the honeymoon period is over. And now I’m starting to see it for the shrewd partner it is.
Final Fantasy XII famously had a lot of production difficulties behind it. Lots of games do. Some of them rise above that, and still deliver a great time even with all the behind the scenes drama. Others never quite overcome the challenges presented by the difficult environments they’re birthed from. Final Fantasy XII seems to have been largely defined by the compensations they’ve had to make for what was going on with the development team. The production difficulties feel like they’ve been woven into the game’s very DNA.
I’ve hit a point in the game where it feels like everything has been built to stretch, to offer as much playtime with as little development effort as possible with no regard to the quality therein. Everything feels like a grind with no payoff. I get through one area after another, and nothing seems to actually be happening because of it. It’s been so long between cutscenes that I’ve forgotten what half of my characters sound like, and story is so sparse that I’ve got very little idea of most of my teams’ motivations and personalities. And there’s a huge amount of grind in a literal sense. Nearly everything, from weapons to abilities to magic, you have to unlock the ability to use it by grinding points and you have to buy the thing itself with money. And there’s not enough money going around, unless you go back and scour areas over and over again, to keep all six members of your party up to date.
I’m over 50 hours into the game, and it’s currently what I’m pouring most of my playtime into. I’m hoping the end is within sight and that things will pick up then, but with how little substance the game has behind it, it’s difficult to get a sense of where the momentum is leading.
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles

Yeah, I’ve just been in a Final Fantasy mood.
This is an odd game for me. It feels like it’s on the verge of being a great game, and in multiplayer, I bet it’s a blast. But the whole game is built around multiplayer, yet multiplayer requires extra peripherals and hand-helds, and for someone like me who doesn’t have friends in the first place, much less friends with the right combat simulator equipment, that is absolutely never going to happen.
And that causes some pains to the single player. The inventory management, the bosses, many enemies, there so much in this game that was obviously intended to be handled with a group, and there’s no analogue to be had in single player. Even basic combat suffers from this, as it’s obvious various combat techniques are meant to fit into roles and leave gaps that can’t be covered when you’re all by yourself.
All in all, I’m still having fun with it. But as the challenges get steeper the gaps between how I’m able to play and how the game is meant to be played are showing more and more.
In any case, it shouldn’t be long before this game joins the conquered list. I’m near the end, and at the point where I could start getting what I need to make it to the final level, but I’m wanting to revisit some locations and get my character as strong as possible first.
The Soon to Fall
Valkyrie Profile 2
Shadow of the Colossus
Psychonauts
Beyond Good and Evil
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snaaaaaaaaaaake Eateeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean
X-Men Legends
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Only two more JRPGs on that list. That’s been one of the biggest things taking up so much time. There’s a few other ones there that are also going to take a commitment to get through, but I don’t think many other than the JRPGs are going to be crossing the 40 hour mark. Definitely possible to have it all done before the end of the year, I think, but it might be tighter than I’m hoping. Especially as I’ve always got other projects going. It will take some focus. Eyes on the prize.