Lost to the Aether’s been up for nearly a year by now. You probably thought I’d have run out of ways to talk about myself by now, but I sure proved you wrong, haven’t I?! During this year, we’ve made and lost friends, spewed way too many words about video games, and talked endlessly about how good I look. Somehow, we’ve risen from having almost no readership to actually seeing a few people who seem to enjoy what I have to say.
And honestly, that surprises me a little. Aside from some forum adventures, most of the stuff I’ve created is usually just seen by a close handful of people. This is the first time I’ve tried blogging, and I really still haven’t settled on a consistent style for… well, pretty much anything. Even after a year, I’m still working out my own approach to this. And yet, even with all other blogs out there, there still exist people who have read what I’ve written. I’m so unused to actively writing for other people that I’m still wrapping my head around that.
Still! This is probably going to be our last post for the year 2013, and I’m dedicating it to you, dear reader! Specifically, I’ve been looking over how people have been finding this blog, and I figured I’d address some of the more interesting search terms. Here we go!
video game female characters sexy
This post, in which I discuss what limited circumstances might provide for sexualized characters being appropriate for or adding to a game, is one of the most popular I’ve written. However, it’s almost entirely reached by people searching for things such as this. Something tells me they’re not quite finding what they’re looking for.
various Dark Souls search terms
So, something I had never considered. I’m currently doing a blind Let’s Play of Dark Souls. Meaning I’m writing up as I play my first time through the game. I don’t know what’s coming next. At least I didn’t, until I checked out some of these search terms. People are looking for things waaaay in advance of where I am now. I get spoiled on the game just by people finding me.
lilly satou h scene
Yes, another sex one. I know I was asking for it by reviewing an eroge, but still. One thing I find curious is that it seems to only be Lilly Satou people are searching for. There are four other love interests in there, guys! She probably has the least interesting sex scenes too, now that I think back on it…
stupid things on the internet
Hey! That one hurts!
sex video aether
We’ve been getting this one since the first days of the blog, in surprising frequency given that I don’t know what exactly these people are looking for. In any case, if you’re ever watching certain videos on the internet, and you get to wondering, no, that’s probably not me.
are left handed people better conbatants
Yes, absolutely. In fact, we’re better at pretty much everything. We’re better leaders, better lovers, better intellectuals… really you all should count yourselves blessed you get to share an Earth with we mighty southpaws.
why does ea ruin every game
This one’s a matter of opinion, I just thought it funny that someone decided to see if that answer to that eternal question could be found on the internet.
C’mon, you needed Google to find that for you? That’s just lazy.
sexy playing video games
See, here’s a search term that captures exactly what we’re about at Lost to the Aether. I’m incredibly sexy, I play a lot of video games, really, I’m just surprised that I’m not universally the top result for this term.
saints row series fanfic male boss love with viola dewynter
I swear that wasn’t me!!! And I will deny that to my dying day!!! Even though they’re a very cute couple and fit each other perfectly and omg did you see when the boss had to rescue her and they were like ! ❤ [NOTE TO SELF: delete this sentence before publishing]
tera patrik video hard
Got here as a result of my briefly writing of Tera Patrick’s role in Saints Row 2. Whoever this was really ended up in the wrong place.
That this would ever point anyone my way just hurts my feelings.
charlotte grewal middle name
You’re looking for Kendall’s middle name, which is Morgan. There. Now you can’t say I never did anything for you.
saints row why does he hate dex
Because the hardest mission of the first game was made so entirely because Dex’s AI drives like your drunk grandmother. Also the betrayal, the attempted murder, and his traditional smug attitude. But mostly that first one.
And… wow. All that made me feel a lot more dirty than I thought it would. Well, I’m off to go take a shower and scrub my shame off. Happy 2014 everyone!